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I have a goldfish called Soren Lorensen. I’m pretty sure he hates me. I dropped him on the kitchen worktop yesterday. I felt so bad I fed him loads and spoke to
him for 5 minutes about how I promise I’d buy a net and not use my hands anymore. I might buy him a girlfriend. Knowing my luck he will be a homo too and I’ll have just ruined his life even more. Bad Dad.

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I have a goldfish called Soren Lorensen. I’m pretty sure he hates me. I dropped him on the kitchen worktop yesterday. I felt so bad I fed him loads and spoke to
him for 5 minutes about how I promise I’d buy a net and not use my hands anymore. I might buy him a girlfriend. Knowing my luck he will be a homo too and I’ll have just ruined his life even more. Bad Dad.

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Posted on Monday 14 May 2012.
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